“Elena, my four year old, says to me in all seriousness; "Mommy, you need to buy another baby".” Quote by Ronald Reagan
“Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.” PeopleSometimesFunnyFacesFiveDeserveChairsFunny PeopleCool Status Author:Will Rogers
“Two people getting together to write a book is like three people getting together to have a baby. One of them is superfluous.” PeopleWritingTwoBookFunnyTogetherThreeBabySuperfluous Author:George Bernard Shaw
“Seeing you lights up my day, to hear your voice makes me smile all cheesy, to see you smile makes my heart all warm and fuzzy, when you say I love you makes my body weak.” HeartBodyLightFunnyVoiceSeeingLove YouMy HeartWeakWarmCheesyLight UpSay I Love YouFuzzyMake Me SmileWarm And Fuzzy Author:Alice Gardner
“'Cause if your love was all I had in this life, well that would be enough until the end of time. So rest your weary heart and relax your mind, 'Cause I'm gonna love you, girl, until the end of time.” IfsMindWellsHeartEndsEnoughWould BeFunnyGirlCausesLove YouThis LifeRelaxWearyEnd TimesWeary Heart Author:Justin Timberlake
“Every city I go to is an opportunity to paint, whether it's Omaha or Hawaii.” FunnyOpportunityCitiesPaintHawaiiOmaha Author:Tony Bennett
“During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet. I took the initiative in moving forward a whole range of initiatives that have proven to be important to our country's economic growth and environmental protection, improvements in our educational system.” ImportantCountryStatesWholeFunnyMovingGrowthUnitedUnited StatesEconomicInternetCreatingEnvironmentalCongressEducationalProtectionImprovementMoving ForwardOur CountryRangeInitiativeProvenEconomic GrowthGoreEducational SystemEnvironmental Protection Author:Al Gore
“I loved Jordan. He was one of the greatest athletes of our time.” FunnyAthleteOur TimeJordanGreatest Athlete Author:Mariah Carey
“I was glad to see Italy win. All the guys on the team were Italians.” FunnyGuyWinningTeamGlad Author:Tommy Lasorda