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“I love my parents and they're wonderful people, but they were strict, and I still look for ways to get even. When I got my own apartment for the very first time and they came to stay with me for the weekend, I made them stay in separate bedrooms.”

Quote by Elayne Boosler

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Elayne Boosler is an accomplished American comedian known for her sharp wit and humor. Born on August 18, 1952, she gained prominence in the 1980s through television and comedy club performances. Boosler's unique style and insightful observations have won her a dedicated following, with her work spanning social, political, and personal themes. more

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