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“We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.”

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Karl Pilkington is a British television personality known for his humor and genuine personality. Born on September 23, 1972, he gained popularity through his appearances on shows like 'The Ricky Gervais Show' and 'QI'. more

“I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.”

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Author:Karl Pilkington

“You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.”

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“Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.”

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“Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.”

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Author:Karl Pilkington

“Friends will write me letters. They run out of room on the front of the letter. They write 'over' on the bottom of the letter. Like I'm that much of a moron. Like I need that there. Because if it wasn't there, I'd get to the bottom of the page: 'And so Kathy and I went shopping and we--' That's the craziest thing! I don't know why she would just end it that way.”

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“You've got to know the rules to break them.”

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“I want to die with my high heels on, still in action.”

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“If we show Allah just a little bit of gratitude, He tells us, 'I will increase you, and increase you, and increase you, I swear to it. If you could only show Me the least bit of gratitude.'”

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“You cried when He took away your drop of water, not knowing He'd saved for you, the sea.”

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“Jessica Simpson is the youth ambassador for Operation Smile, and an episode of The Apprentice featured a team managing a charity concert she put on. Donald Trump came on stage and pledged a donation.”

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