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“There are 300,000 new jobs and Bush said he's confused, 'Can I take credit for good news that I didn't even make up?'”

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Craig Kilborn, born on August 24, 1962, is an American actor known for his roles in various television series and films, renowned for his unique acting style and sense of humor. more

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