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“Every year, dads will dress up as Santa and try to surprise their kids by coming down the chimney, and every year, a dad gets stuck and dies.”

Quote by Kyle Dunnigan

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Kyle Dunnigan is an American comedian born in 1971. Known for his unique humor style and witty performances, he is often seen in comedy clubs and television shows. more

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