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“You know, Elizabeth Taylor must be in Heaven going, 'Alright, fire two honey!'”

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Dana Carvey, born on June 2, 1955, is an American actor renowned for his exceptional contributions to comedy. He is best known for his work on the sketch comedy show 'Saturday Night Live', where he created memorable characters and left a lasting impact on American comedy. more

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