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“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's.”

Quote by Mark Twain

Book:Autobiography of Mark Twain, Volume 3: The Complete and Authoritative Edition

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Autobiography of Mark Twain, Volume 3: The Complete and Authoritative Edition

The Autobiography of Mark Twain, Volume 3 is a significant work that delves into the personal and professional life of the renowned author. It includes Twain's reflections on his childhood, his travels, and his observations on the world around him. This volume is a testament to Twain's wit and wisdom, offering readers a unique glimpse into the mind of one of America's most beloved writers. more

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Mark Twain, born Samuel Langhorne Clemens, was a renowned American author and humorist in the 19th century. His works are characterized by humor, satire, and profound social insight, with notable novels such as 'The Adventures of Tom Sawyer' and 'The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn'. more

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