“You have two choices in this life. Keep sleepwalking through your life or learn to show up for it.”
Source: How to Show Up for Your Life: Start Living the Life You were MEANT to Live
“Can we at least avoid the cannibals? I prefer not to vomit when screaming for my life.”
Source: Enchanted Forest
“He was probably just being paranoid, but why take chances? He quickened his pace, hoping to put a little more distance between himself and his (inadvertent?) tail. A taxi was sounding better and better, but now that he actually wanted one, he looked in vain for an unoccupied cab. Darkened storefronts, guarded by iron bars and pull-down metal shutters, offered little in the way of shelter should he need to get off the street in a hurry. He searched his own pockets for something to defend himself with, just in case, but found only his favorite Sharpie.
Great, he thought sarcastically. Whoever said the pen was mightier than the sword had obviously never been stalked down a lonely city street by a guy who looked like he could go nine rounds with Bigfoot. Next time I arrange for an escort home.”
Source: The Bestseller Job
“Study politicians, you'll understand wildlife.
Study patriotic citizens, you'll learn horticulture.
Study the soldiers, you'll understand hypnosis.
Study bureaucrats, you'll understand narcolepsy.”
Source: Nazmahal: Palace of Grace
“Reginald Wingate… wrote that “Moslems in general have hitherto regarded the Hejaz revolt, and our share in it, with suspicion or dislike”; an that it was important to make Hussein look as though he had not been a failure in order to keep Britain from looking bad.”
Source: A Peace to End All Peace: The Fall of the Ottoman Empire and The Creation of the Modern Middle East
“Before our life is rolling down into an inescapable descent, let us snoop around and poke about the happy surprises falling into the basket of our inventiveness and keep on laughing and dancing until the end of time, whatever happens.”
“Son of a good goddamn holy motherfuck.”
Source: Hard to Hold on To
“He dropped his arms on the bed and peered over at Jenna.
She lay on her side facing him, hand tucked under her chin, not looking the least bit settled or relaxed.
"Whatchu need?"
"You." She spoke the word without and hesitation, any doubt, any seeming self-consciousness.”
Source: Hard to Hold on To
“Wearing only his boxers, Marz sat on the edge of the bed and removed his limb. And then he shifted under the covers with her. "Now," he said, "Does hiding under the covers involve covering the head, too?" Or just the body?
Such a sweet, cute mane. "Just the body. Covering the head makes it a fort."
His eyes went wide. "Is that so? Duly noted.”
Source: Hard to Come By
“God, I can't get rid of you." Exasperation had her throwing up her arms.
"I specialize in pain in the ass, darlin'." He smiled, forcing himself to gear down the intensity.
"Well, congratulations, because you clearly graduated with honors.”
Source: Hard as You Can