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“…We have not fully deciphered his language but I have, as instructed, been keeping full phonetic transcriptions of his every remark. Trubaz has calculated psychologically that the meaning of this remark to be: “Ministers of the Great one, be gracious to me.” The phonetic transcription is as follows: AND THEY TALK ABOUT PINK ELEPHANTS!”

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Anthony Boucher
Anthony Boucher

Anthony Boucher, born on August 21, 1911, was an accomplished editor and writer from the United States. Renowned for his contributions to science fiction and crime fiction, he is often hailed as the 'guardian of science fiction'. Boucher's editorial work significantly elevated the quality of many authors' works and propelled the development of science fiction and crime fiction. more

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