“Museums are a great cultural experience, and by that I mean a great opportunity for you to repeatedly tell your children not to touch things. I find museums incredibly exhausting, and by that I mean acting like you're interested in some of those exhibits. "So this is a painting by another European painter of another unattractive European from the 1700s? Fascinating." It seems like they were only painting the sad, ugly people back then. "Hey, you're hard on the eyes, why don't I paint your portrait?”
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Dad Is Fat
This book offers a candid and often laugh-out-loud account of the author's experiences as a father, addressing the unique trials and tribulations of parenting with a humorous twist. The author shares personal anecdotes and observations that resonate with many new dads, providing both comic relief and insightful commentary on the journey of fatherhood. more
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