“I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn't like being spoken to in that voice.” Quote by Stewart Francis
“Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me” LooksWonderStandingParksFrisbee Author:Stewart Francis
“I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified” FirstsPlayLastsNightBarsLast NightKaraoke Author:Stewart Francis
“So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world.” IfsWorldEndsWhat IfSpellsEnd Of The WorldCantArmageddon Author:Stewart Francis
“You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.” KnowsGivingKidsNamesPosh Author:Stewart Francis
“I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!” TogetherSawsShipsDocumentaries Author:Stewart Francis
“My father is schizophrenia, but he's good people.” PeopleFatherGood PeopleSchizophrenia Author:Stewart Francis
“Allyson Smith reminds me of a younger, prettier, funnier me. Now if you'll excuse me, the ladies from my bridge club have arrived.” IfsClubsExcuseBridgesExcuse Me Author:Stewart Francis
“I love basketball players for what they do for their size - so graceful.” PlayerBasketballSizeBasketball PlayerLove And BasketballI Love Basketball Author:Warren Moon
“Charles Barkley, Clyde Drexler and I used to argue for hours about who the best athletes are. I thought football players were better overall.” UsedHoursPlayerFootballAthleteArguingFootball PlayerBest Athlete Author:Warren Moon
“That was probably one of the things that if I look back at my career and say what is something I would try and do a little bit differently, I’d try and be a little bit more loose playing the game. Have a little more fun doing it.” IfsTryingLooksLittlesGamesFunBitsCareersLittle Bit Author:Warren Moon