“God is a twelve year old boy with Asperger's.”
Quote by Eugene Mirman
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Eugene Mirman
Eugene Mirman is an American comedian known for his unique and witty style of humor. Born on July 24, 1974, he has been active in the comedy scene since the early 2000s. Mirman is recognized for his performances in comedy clubs and television shows, including roles on Comedy Central's 'The Problem with Apu' and 'The Sarah Silverman Program'. His comedy works are celebrated for their satirical take on social phenomena and profound insights into everyday life. more
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