“Mommy is one of the chosen people … and daddy believes that Jesus is magic!”
Quote by Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Sarah Silverman, born on December 1, 1970, is a renowned American comedian, writer, and director. Known for her unique sense of humor and sharp wit, she has gained widespread popularity with her satirical and self-deprecating style. more
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