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“I never wanted anything to happen to my parents, but a hero needs an origin story.”

Quote by Joey Comeau

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Joey Comeau is a Canadian writer born on September 26, 1980. Known for his humorous and self-deprecating style, he has written in various forms including novels, essays, and blogs. more

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