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“Congratulations to the NBA champion Boston Celtics - they beat the Los Angeles Lakers by 39 points. Or as Hillary Clinton would say, "Too close to call.”

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Craig Ferguson

English biography, 120-180 words more

“Anyone who has ever experienced love knows that you can have too much or too little. You can have love that parches, love that defeats. You can have love measured out in the wrong proportions. It's like your sunlight and water - the wrong kind of love is just as likely to stifle hope as it is to nourish it.”

Knows Kind Littles Water Love Is Too Much Defeat Proportion Sunlight Kinds Of Love

Book:The Brief History of the Dead

Source: The Brief History of the Dead

“Last time I really got to know myself it turned out there was a whole gang of bitches in there to deal with. I felt like the receptionist at a rehab center. They all had nice tits though, I gotta say.”

Knows Whole Lasts Felt Deals Nice Last Time Gang Rehab Receptionists

Book:The Stupidest Angel (v2.0): A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror

Source: The Stupidest Angel (v2.0): A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror

“I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being good all the time. That would be hypocrisy.”

Would Be Be Good Hypocrisy Wicked Pretending Earnest Importance Of Being Earnest Double Life

Author:Oscar Wilde

“They want to be tied up, I tie them up. They want to be spanked, I spank them. They want to be called names, I call them names. But try and drink a little of their blood, and they scream like babies. What about my needs?”

Want Needs Trying Littles Names Blood Baby Drink Ties Scream Tied Tied Up

Book:Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story

Source: Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story

“We are faced with the fact, my friends, that tomorrow is today. Procrastination is still the thief of time. Over the bleached bones and jumbled residues of numerous civilizations are written the pathetic words ‘Too Late’.”

Stills Facts Today Written Tomorrow Civilization Late My Friends Bones Too Late Thieves Procrastination Pathetic Lost Opportunity Dejected

Author:Martin Luther King, Jr.

“The gourney, the big file drawers of the dead, the instruments of dissection - this sure looked like the morgues in the movies. Something had gone seriously wrong while she slept.”

Bigs Gone Instruments Files Drawers Dissection Morgues

Author:Christopher Moore

“I'm not saying it's going to be easy. Nothing in life is easy. But that's no reason to give up. You'll be surprised what you can accomplish if you set your mind to it.After all, you only have one life, so you should try to make the most of it.”

Ifs Giving Should Trying Mind Reason Life Is Easy Giving Up Accomplish No Reason Life And Love Life Is Easy

Book:Holes

Source: Holes

“Violence up close has a smell. Like copper blood and charcoal burning.”

Violence Blood Smell Burning Copper Charcoal

Author:Jodi Picoult

“Rub-a-dub-dub. Cerebrum in a tub.”

Tubs

Author:Dean Koontz

“Humans are the only animal that blushes, laughs, has religion, wages war, and kisses with lips. So in a way, the more you kiss with lips, the more human you are. And the more you wage war.”

Way Humans War Animal Laughing Kissing Lips Loud Wages

Book:Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close: A Novel

Source: Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close: A Novel

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