“Our [British] summers are often, though beautiful for verdure, so cold, that they are rather cold winters.” Quote by Horace Walpole
“In the drawing room [of the Queen's palace] hung a Venus and Cupid by Michaelangelo, in which, instead of a bit of drapery, the painter has placed Cupid's foot between Venus's thighs. Queen Caroline asked General Guise, an old connoisseur, if it was not a very fine piece? He replied "Madam, the painter was a fool, for he has placed the foot where the hand should be.” IfsShouldHandsBitsRoomsPiecesFeetFineFoolDrawingPainterQueensHungPalacesThighsVenusGuiseCupidObscenityConnoisseur Author:Horace Walpole
“We must cultivate our garden. Furia to God one day in seven allots; The other six to scandal she devotes. Satan, by false devotion never flammed, Bets six to one, that Furia will be damned.” ResponsibilityOne DaySixGardenOptimismSevenDevotionSatanScandal Author:Horace Walpole
“It amazes me when I hear any person prefer blindness to deafness. Such a person must have a terrible dread of being alone. Blindness makes one totally dependent on others, and deprives us of every satisfaction that results from light.” PersonsLightResultsTerribleSatisfactionDependentDreadBlindnessDeafness Author:Horace Walpole
“When the Prince of Piedmont [later Charles Emmanuel IV, King of Sardinia] was seven years old, his preceptor instructing him in mythology told him all the vices were enclosed in Pandora's box. "What! all!" said the Prince. "Yes, all." "No," said the Prince; "curiosity must have been without.” YearsHas BeensSaidKingsSevenCuriosityVicesBoxesMythologySeven YearsPandoraEmmanuelPandora's Box Author:Horace Walpole
“Pedants make a great rout about criticism, as if it were a science of great depth, and required much pains and knowledge--criticism however is only the result of good sense, taste and judgment--three qualities that indeed seldom are found together, and extremely seldom in a pedant, which most critics are.” IfsPainTogetherThreeFoundResultsQualityTasteJudgmentCriticismCriticsDepthGood SensePedantsPedantryTaste And Judgment Author:Horace Walpole
“The prosecution of [Warren] Hastings, though he should escape at last, must have good effect. It will alarm the servants of the Company in India, that they may not always plunder with impunity, but that there may be a retrospect; and it will show them that even bribes of diamonds to the Crown may not secure them from prosecution.” ShouldMayShowsLastsCompanyEffectsIndiaSecureServantDiamondCrownsAlarmsRetrospectBribeImpunityPlunderProsecution Author:Horace Walpole
“Of Ickworth's boys, their father's joys, There is but one a bad one; The tenth is he, the parson's fee, And indeed he is a sad one. No love of fame, no sense of shame, And a bad heart, let me tell ye: Without, all brass; within, all ass, And the puppy's name is Felly.” HeartJoyFatherNamesBoysFameLet MeShameAssPuppyFeesNo LoveBrassBad Heart Author:Horace Walpole
“[Corneille] was inspired by Roman authors and Roman spirit, Racine with delicacy by the polished court of Louis XIV.” SpiritCourtInspiredPolishedDelicacy Author:Horace Walpole
“Art is the filigrain of a little mind, and is twisted and involved and curled, but would reach farther if laid out in a straight line.” IfsMindLittlesArtLinesInvolvedArt IsTwistedStraight LinesLittle Minds Author:Horace Walpole
“[French] authors are more afraid of offending delicacy and rules, than ambitious of sublimity.” AmbitiousDelicacyOffendingSublimity Author:Horace Walpole