“Sure, I've gotten old. I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees... I've fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, and take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. I have bouts with dementia, poor circulation, hardly feel my hands or feet anymore, can't remember if I'm 85 or 92, but... thank God, I still have my Florida driver's license!”
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Red Buttons
Red Buttons, born Savino Samuel Buono, was an accomplished American comedian. Renowned for his distinctive comedic style and exceptional performance skills, he starred in numerous films and television shows. Buttons was born on February 5, 1919, and passed away on July 13, 2006. more
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