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“The bus scares me. Way too many gross people on the bus. Sixty-five people on the bus and I was the last one on. I felt like calling Unsolved Mysteries. 'Yeah, I found everybody.”

Quote by Kathleen Madigan

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Kathleen Madigan
Kathleen Madigan

Kathleen Madigan is an accomplished American comedian known for her unique humor style and insightful social commentary. Born on September 30, 1965, she has been active in the comedy scene since the 1990s. Madigan is celebrated for her performances in comedy clubs, television shows, and movies, often tackling themes such as family, gender, and interpersonal relationships. more

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