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Shit My Dad Says

This book compiles a series of tweets that have gained popularity for their clever and often nonsensical commentary on the absurdities of life. The tweets, originally shared by Justin Halpern, offer a humorous take on father-son relationships and everyday occurrences, capturing the essence of family dynamics and the quirks of human behavior. more

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Justin Halpern
Justin Halpern

Justin Halpern is an American author known for his memoir 'I'm Just a Guy, I'm Not a Drug Dealer'. The book is based on his personal experiences and tells the story of his journey from a typical teenager to a successful writer. more

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