“If I ever write a book on money, it will be free, because I don't know anything about the subject—including how to make it. I guess that makes me almost as qualified as college economics professors.”
Source: There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't
“Even with millions you can't control time.”
Source: Just My Luck
“Sales is a hard way to make money, trying to convince people to willingly pay you for a product or service. I prefer making money the old-fashioned way, by extortion, like the government does.”
Source: There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't
“She thought men were saviors...
...And she looked for more in them than what they were...
Only to rescue herself from those she wished would rescue her...
And isn't that the most tragic lie...
The lie where we tell what we wished were true and believe it...?
She had an artificial memory, a prosthesis to a past that never was...
She was like a party that no one ever went to...
Like a cure...without a disease...
And isn't that the greatest fear of all...to be ready with the answers
to questions that no one asks anymore?”
Source: Things I meant to say to you when we were old
“Quarterbacks shouldn’t leave the pocket, because that’s where the money is. Every politician knows this.”
Source: There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't
“A penny saved is a penny wasted. Thanks, fiat currency and inflation!”
Source: There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't
“Do you sometimes get drunk and take a bath in a pile of cash? If so, you may be suffering from hyperinflation.”
Source: I design saxophone music in blocks, like Stonehenge
“Having the right financial attitude about money can lead to good outcomes, including financial security for you and your family. We want to ensure we have enough money to cover our needs and at least some of our wants. Yet, if we fear money or are indifferent to it, we will not set any financial goals and will founder with our money.”
Source: Autism and Your Family Finances: How families with autistic children can take control of their money, build wealth and secure their child’s future
“Fear made people greedy and therefore selfish; that small minority who honestly did not care for themselves in that way, who could sincerely say that money was unimportant to them, almost always had no dependants.”
Source: All Change
“Greedarians live for one thing and one thing only. MONEY!”