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“I've never been disappointed by politicians. I've never invested that much in them in the first place.”

Quote by Paul Merton

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Paul Merton is a British writer known for his humor and satire. Born on July 9, 1957, he has made a name for himself in the literary world with his unique writing style and sense of humor. more

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