“Those people who shun us just because of the label we're on, or the fact that we've got a video out there that's getting us somewhere, are only limiting themselves, because they aren't keeping an open mind.” PeopleMindFactsVideoLabelsOpen MindKeep An Open Mind Author:Joel Madden
“Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.” HardBigsSecretHard Work Author:Joel McHale
“If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.” IfsWayDreamLyingYour Dreams Author:Joel McHale
“It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make it up as you go along.” PeopleStageFrontsWeekendAwesome Things Author:Joel McHale
“My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame.” GoalCareersFameSakeHorrible Author:Joel McHale
“Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor.” PeopleActorsHollywoodBe Good Author:Joel McHale
“Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy.” EndsFactsBigsComedyHairJokesGrungeGlamBig Hair Author:Joel McHale
“You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition.” TalentNailsAuditions Author:Joel McHale
“In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!” SometimesUseMightFacesPrisonMakeupYour FaceJuiceGrapesSpearsInmates Author:Joel McHale