“Standing on a ledge again. Everyone laughs at dancing monkey with the typewriter. Not for long, though.”
Quote by Neil Simon
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Neil Simon
Neil Simon is an American playwright known for his humorous and satirical style. His works cover a wide range of themes from family life to social issues, with many adapted into films and television shows. Born on July 4, 1927, Simon's career spanned over half a century, with more than 30 plays to his name. more
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