Home / Quotes / Quote by Joseph Epstein

Quote by Joseph Epstein

“I am not merely a habitual quoter but an incorrigible one. I am, I may as well face it, more quotatious than an old stock-market ticker-tape machine, except that you can't unplug me.”

Quote by Joseph Epstein

Author

Joseph Epstein is an American writer born on January 9, 1937. Known for his unique sense of humor and profound insight, Epstein's works span literary criticism, short stories, and essays. His writing style has been widely appreciated by readers, particularly in the field of literary criticism. more

You May Also Like

“We who are quotatious are never truly alone, but always hear the cheerful flow of remarks made by dead writers so much more intelligent than we.”

Made Flow Intelligent Cheerful Remarks

Author:Joseph Epstein

“We do not choose to be born. We do not choose our parents, or the country of our birth. We do not, most of us, choose to die; nor do we choose the time and conditions of our death. But within this realm of choicelessnness, we do choose how we live.”

Country Dies Parent Born Conditions Birth Realms Our Dreams

Author:Joseph Epstein

“I just know so many people who have six or seven foreign languages and have read everything and have musical training and they are still dorks”

People Knows Stills Language Six Training Seven Musical Foreign Language Dork

Author:Joseph Epstein

“My wife who is non-Jewish regrets it all the time that I can say these terrible things about fellow Jews and she can't.”

I Can Wife Atheism Regret Terrible Fellows Jew My Wife Terrible Things

Author:Joseph Epstein

“Woman is the most superstitious animal beneath the moon. When a woman has a premonition that Tuesday will be a disaster, to which a man pays no heed, he will very likely lose his fortune then. This is not meant to be an occult or mystic remark. The female body is a vessel, and the universe drops its secrets into her far more quickly than it communicates them to the male.”

Men Body Universe Loses Animal Pay Secret Moon Female Fortune Males Communicate Disaster Meant To Be Vessel Remarks Mystic Heed Occult Superstitious Tuesday Premonition Female Body

Book:Reasons of the heart

Source: Reasons of the heart

“The ancients understood the regulation of power better than the regulation of liberty.”

Literature Liberty Understood Regulation

Author:Edward Dahlberg

“The bad poet is a toady mimicking nature.”

Poet Poetic Mimicking Toady

Book:The sorrows of Priapus: consisting of The sorrows of Priapus and The carnal myth

Source: The sorrows of Priapus: consisting of The sorrows of Priapus and The carnal myth

“Men are too unstable to be just; they are crabbed because they have not passed water at the usual time, or testy because they have not been stroked or praised.”

Men Water Usual Unstable

Book:The sorrows of Priapus: consisting of The sorrows of Priapus and The carnal myth

Source: The sorrows of Priapus: consisting of The sorrows of Priapus and The carnal myth

“A strong foe is better than a weak friend.”

Strong Enemy Weak Foe Friends And Enemies Friend Enemy

Book:The Edward Dahlberg Reader

Source: The Edward Dahlberg Reader

“So much of our lives is given over to the consideration of our imperfections that there is no time to improve our imaginary virtues. The truth is we only perfect our vices, and man is a worse creature when he dies than he was when he was born.”

Men Life Is Dies Literature Given Born Perfect Virtue Our Lives Truth Is Creatures Vices Consideration Imperfection Imaginary

Book:Alms for Oblivion

Source: Alms for Oblivion