“I live in Los Angeles and I had been drinking one night, so I was on the walk of fame and I saw Tony Danza's star and I started urinating on it. Just yelling out, 'Who's the boss now?'” NightStarsWalksSawsFameDrinkingBossLos AngelesOne NightYelling Author:Zach Galifianakis
“My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions.” HumorFunnySmellScratchesOnionsHeadshots Author:Zach Galifianakis
“You have to be really careful to watch out for the difference between banding together, and being grouped together by people who don't understand you.” PeopleTogetherDifferencesWatchesCarefulBanding Together Author:Jenny Slate
“There are so many different stories. You can choose to tell them, or not, but they certainly have the right to exist” DifferentStories Author:Jenny Slate
“The worth of a life is not determined by a single failure or a solitary success.” Life IsDeterminedSolitary Author:Kevin Kline
“It's in the nature of television to restrain the spontaneity of a live event. Things become more and more prepackaged.” EventsTelevisionSpontaneity Author:Bill Condon
“I think of New York City lost in stars forgotten as a blue haired pet of childhood love Tonight the night is full.” ThinkingNightLostStarsCitiesChildhoodNew YorkBlueForgottenPetTonightNew York City Book:The Happy Birthday of Death Source: The Happy Birthday of Death
“Anyway, I lived on the streets and did pretty good until I got caught stealing, what was it? I kicked in a restaurant window, went in and took all the food that I wanted, and while coming out I was grabbed.” WantedStreetsWindowCaughtStealingRestaurantsComing Out Author:Gregory Corso
“I remember the people I knew in prison; I was very fortunate to know them - they came from 1910, 1920, 1930.” PeopleKnowsRememberPrisonFortunate1930s Author:Gregory Corso