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“When I was born my father spent three weeks trying to find a loophole in my birth certificate.”

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Jackie Vernon, born John Vernon, was a renowned British comedian. Born on March 29, 1924, he passed away on November 10, 1987. Vernon was known for his unique sense of humor and slapstick performances, and he was a regular in several comedy shows, winning the hearts of audiences with his wit and antics. more

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