“I think we take the history we want to take in order to back up the stories we want to hear.” Quote by Paul Kingsnorth
“A man hears what he wants to hear, and disregards the rest. I think that kind of thing is an abuse of history.” ThinkingMenWantKindAbuseDisregard Author:Paul Kingsnorth
“Reciprocating oral sex is, in general, a very good idea!” IdeasSexVery GoodGood Ideas Author:Mallory Ortberg
“As long as you don't think he's just pretending not to mind for your sake, it sounds like he has truly accepted that blow jobs are too difficult and painful for you to perform, and he's still very satisfied with your sex life. Take him at his word.” ThinkingMindLongStillsJobsSexDifficultSoundSakeBlowPainfulAcceptedSatisfiedPretendingBlow Job Author:Mallory Ortberg
“If this is something you'd truly like to work on, not out of a sense of guilt but because you would enjoy occasionally reciprocating, there are a wealth of resources out there for the enthusiastic amateur (you are far from the only would-be blow-jobber whose spirit is willing but gag reflex is weak). You have more options than "no blow jobs, ever" and "regular whole-hog sessions to completion that result in vomiting."” IfsWholeWould BeJobsSpiritEnjoyWealthResultsWillingResourcesWeakGuiltBlowSessionEnthusiasticCompletionReflexesHogGagsVomitingBlow Job Author:Mallory Ortberg
“If you don't like potlucks, the solution to your problem is "don't go to potlucks," not "insist other people don't have them."” PeopleIfsProblemSolutionsPotluck Author:Mallory Ortberg
“Tenancy laws can be so complicated; I want to make sure OP is protected as much as possible.” WantLawComplicatedProtected Author:Mallory Ortberg
“Every couple years when Mr. [Hugh] Hefner would call, I would very graciously decline, because my mom would kill me, and I thought it was more mysterious keeping my clothes on.” YearsMomCoupleClothesMy MomMysteriousDeclineKill Me Author:Cindy Margolis
“When I got the call from [Hugh] Hefner... I thought, "Wow - at 40, they still want me?" And I thought it's almost an inspiration - like a "you go, girl" moment. I feel empowered that you can be married and and have three children and still be sexy and confident and look great.” WantFeelsLooksChildrenStillsMomentsInspirationGirlThreeMarriedSexyWowWant MeEmpoweredBeing Married Author:Cindy Margolis
“My mom would have killed me before, but I'm an adult woman now, and I'm ready to show the world that you can have it all at 40 - be fabulous, 40, and pose for Playboy.” WorldShowsReadyMomAdultsMy MomFabulousPlayboy Author:Cindy Margolis
“I made my career off posing in swimsuits and doing all the swimsuit issues and posters.” MadeCareersIssuesPostersPosingSwimsuits Author:Cindy Margolis