“Homo sapiens are the only mammals who intentionally hold Beard Of Bees competitions.”
Quote by Dana Gould
Author
Dana Gould
Dana Gould is an American comedian, writer, and television producer. Known for his unique sense of humor and insightful social commentary, Gould was born on August 24, 1964. He began his career performing in Los Angeles comedy clubs and has since gained recognition in television and film. more
You May Also Like
“59% of all suicides are actually botched murder-suicides performed by dyslexics.”
“The gun legislation was doomed the minute it became associated with the words common sense.”
“Always think twice before asking anything of anyone that ends in the words, on your face.”
“Can you have a seance to summon the ghost of a dead zombie?”