“When I say something funny, I don’t laugh, so my friends are always like, ‘Hahahahaaaa!’ so people know. When I’m not with them, I always think, This person doesn’t know I’m funny; they just think I’m a jerk.” PeopleThinkingKnowsPersonsLaughingMy FriendsJerk Author:Blake Lively
“Easy way to make someone sound less powerful, just put DJ in front of their name... ..DJ Abraham Lincoln” WayNamesEasySoundPowerfulFrontsAbrahamDjsEasy Way Author:Demetri Martin
“Older men declare war. But it is the youth that must fight and die.” MenWarDeathDiesFightingPoliticsPeaceDyingYouthDutyBattleCombatWarfareHippiePeace WarGreat WarAftermathDeclaringAge And YouthJust WarCall Of DutyFighting OnOlder ManFighting BattlesModern WarfareModern WarSoldiers At WarGreat BattleModern Warfare 2Will To FightWars And BattlesDeclaring WarWar And Death Author:Herbert Hoover
“I need to go to my yoga class - I love hot yoga!” NeedsClassYogaHotHot Yoga Author:Kimberly Williams-Paisley
“People who commit adultery must die. Everyone knows that. Any movie tells you that!” PeopleKnowsDiesCommitAdultery Author:Richard Dreyfuss