“And at the end of the season you can only do as well as what you have done” WellsEndsDoneSeasonsSoccerFunny Soccer Author:Bryan Robson
“Real possession football, this. And Zico's lost it” RealLostFootballPossessionSoccerCommentatorsFunny Soccer Author:John Helm
“They might not need me; but they might. I'll let my head be just in sight; a smile as small as mine might be precisely their necessity.” NeedsHelpingMightHappinessJoyMinesLaughterSightSmileHelping OthersHelpfulness Author:Emily Dickinson
“They can crumble as easily as ice cream in this heat” IceSoccerHeatCreamIce CreamFunny Soccer Author:Sammy Nelson
“A few question marks are being asked in the Honduran defence” FootballMarkSoccerDefenceCommentatorsFunny SoccerQuestion Mark Author:Alan Green
“The acoustics seem to get louder” SeemsFootballSoccerCommentatorsAcousticsFunny Soccer Author:Hugh Johns
“It is a cup final and the one who wins it goes through” WinningFinalsCupsSoccerFunny SoccerCup Finals Author:Jimmy Hill
“He's marked his entrance with an error of some momentum” FootballErrorsSoccerMomentumCommentatorsEntrancesFunny Soccer Author:Barry Davies
“And Ritchie has now scored 11 goals, exactly double the number he scored last season” LastsGoalNumbersSeasonsSoccerFunny Soccer Author:Alan Parry
