“When the Kiwis ran onto the field we could see the poor bastards were shitting themselves.” Quote by Wally Lewis
“My God, look at the size of this man! Quick! Tell the other villagers we're going back to the boats!” MenLooksSizeBoat Author:Robin Williams
“In rugby there are those who play the piano - and those who shift them” PlayPianoRugby Author:Pierre Danos
“Before every game he played Willie Ofahengaue would pray. But it to us it was never clear whether he prayed for himself or for the safety of the opposition!” GamesClearPrayingSafetyOpposition Author:Peter FitzSimons
“There are only two excuses you can use for missing rugby training - death and docking!” TwoUseMissingTrainingExcuseRugbyExcuse You Author:Alex Wyllie
“When a cricketer gets hit in the private parts, he hopes the pain will go away very soon but the swelling doesn't!” PainGoing AwayCricketersSwellingPrivate Parts Author:Richie Benaud
“Unless I am very much mistaken...I AM very much mistaken...!” FunnyMistakenMotor Racing Author:Murray Walker