“More young people believe they'll see a U.F.O. than that they'll see their own Social Security benefits.” Quote by Mitch McConnell
“The bill that job creators and out-of-work Americans need us to pass is the one that ensures taxes won't go up - one that says Americans and small-business owners won't get hit with more bad news at the end of the year.” NeedsYearsEndsJobsTaxesNewsBillsCreatorOwnersSmall BusinessBad NewsBusiness OwnersSmall Business OwnersJob Creators Author:Mitch McConnell
“Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.” MediumsIslandsSheepIrelandConsumed Author:Dave Barry
“While other state governments stiff their vendors, close parks, delay tax refunds, and ignore unacceptably poor service levels, Indiana state employees are setting national standards for efficiency.” StatesGovernmentPoorLevelsTaxesStandardsSettingSettingsParksEmployeeEfficiencyDelayState GovernmentIndianaVendorsRefundsNational StandardsPoor Service Author:Mitch McConnell
“The new troops in Iraq need to be Iraqi troops.” NeedsIraqTroopsTroops In Iraq Author:Mitch McConnell
“The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example.” WorldLawExampleStrangeLogicStrange Phenomena Author:Dave Barry
“I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.” PersonsUsePurposeLiteratureTechnologyComputer Author:Dave Barry
“We're living under the Obama economy. Any CEO in America with a record like this after three years on the job would be graciously shown the door. This president blames the managers instead. He blames the folks on the shop floor. He blames the weather.” YearsWould BeJobsAmericaThreePresidentEconomyRecordsDoorsBlameFolksWeatherManagersShopsThree YearsCeoObama Economy Author:Mitch McConnell
“To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.” NeedsLooksTechnologyComputerMessPatheticPersonal GroomingPersonal Computers Author:Dave Barry
“I grew up with not a lot of money and I definitely shopped at Goodwill. But even in my most unfortunate state, I was really blessed compared to a lot of the rest of the world. I had a really great chance to follow my dreams and have them actually come true.” WorldStatesDreamChanceGrewGrew UpBlessedLots Of MoneyUnfortunateReally GreatGoodwill Author:AnnaLynne McCord
“I love being outdoors, playing beach tennis, going for runs in the sand, or doing a three-hour hike with my best girlfriend, Mieko.” RunningThreeHoursBeachGirlfriendTennisSandBest Girlfriend Author:AnnaLynne McCord