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“Martin Noakes is a British conspiracy theorist who also happens to be maybe the best songwriter in the world, in my opinion. His songs are beautiful. They're crazy. That 9/11 song... no song has ever gotten into my head more. And it's inappropriate. You can't just like walk around singing about "jet fuel doesn't melt steel."”

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Joe Mande, born on March 16, 1983, is a renowned stand-up comedian from the United States. Known for his unique sense of humor and sharp wit, Mande has made a name for himself through his satirical and self-deprecating style. He has contributed to several comedy shows as a writer and actor, winning numerous awards in the process. more

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