“I just remember that whenever I got really mad or passionate, like in an argument, people would laugh, and I'd be dead serious. It would happen a lot. So it was like, Gee, I've got something here.” PeopleHappensRememberLaughingSeriousArgumentMadPassionate Author:Chris Rock
“I'm like the Hulk on stage. It's way over the top. That's Bizarro Chris. Sometimes I get off stage and go What did I say?! I'll watch one of my stand-up specials a year later and go Eww, that was mean.” WayYearsMeanSometimesWatchesStageOver The Top Author:Chris Rock
“I've been married for 10 years and, you know, it's hard, you spruce it up and you go places. How do you spruce up anything? Artificially. You go places and do things.” KnowsYearsHardMarried Author:Chris Rock
“Guys play characters that won't grow up and something catastrophic happens and they have to grow up to save the day - that's pretty much what today's comedy is about.” PlayCharacterHappensTodayGuyGrowsGrowing UpComedy Author:Chris Rock
“I'm a nerd. I'm a little guy... the last guy you'd expect in a romantic movie.” LittlesLastsGuyNerd Author:Chris Rock
“I don't write jokes first. I write down topics. I think of what I want to talk about, and then I write the jokes - they don't write me... And even if you don't think it's funny, you won't think it's boring. You might disagree, but you'll listen. And maybe even laugh as you disagree.” IfsThinkingWantWritingFirstsMightLaughingJokesBoringDisagreeTopics Author:Chris Rock
“I like the tradition of the Oscars. I like that some of the greatest comedians ever have hosted the show.” ShowsTraditionComedianOscars Author:Chris Rock
“A lot of racism going on in the world right now. Who's more racist? Black people or white people? Black people. You know why? 'Cuz we hate black people too! Everything white people don't like about black people, black people really don't like about black people.” PeopleKnowsHateBlackWhiteRacismRacistBlack People Author:Chris Rock
“I think if I were to get as big as I could get, it does change your mind-state. I think like the little man. I think like the underdog. I don't want to change that.” IfsThinkingMenWantMindLittlesDoeStatesBigsChangeUnderdogChanging Your MindLittle Man Author:Chris Rock
“You want to track Hollywood careers, look in the real estate section. You see a guy buy a house that costs $6 million, and you can literally start counting the days until he starts doing crappy movies.” WantLooksRealGuyHouseCareersMillionsCostHollywoodTrackEstatesSectionsCounting Author:Chris Rock