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“If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.”

Quote by Joey Adams

Book:Strictly for laughs

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Strictly for laughs

This book is a compilation of humorous stories and jokes, crafted to provide readers with a light-hearted and entertaining experience. It is intended for those seeking a source of laughter and joy, featuring a variety of comedic content that spans different genres and styles. more

Author

Joey Adams was an American comedian known for his unique sense of humor and witty performances. Born on January 6, 1911, he passed away on December 2, 1999. Adams had a long career in comedy, and his style of humor was well-loved by audiences. more

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