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“I don't have any hesitation saying I've traveled more miles than any human being who ever lived. I've been doing it for 60 years.”

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Gary Player, a renowned golfer, was born on November 1, 1935. He is considered one of the greatest golfers in the history of the sport, known for his exceptional skills and all-around playing style. more

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