“There aint no substitute for the truth, either it is or it isnt. You see the truth it needs no proof, either it is or it isnt. And you know the truth by the way you feel.” KnowsWayNeedsFeelsProofSubstitutes Author:India.Arie
“Did you hear what the Republicans have said about Hillary Clinton? They say she's too angry to be president. Hillary Clinton, Senator Hillary Clinton, too angry to be president. When she heard this, Hillary said, 'Oh yeah? I'll rip your throats out, you bastards.'” SaidPresidentHeardRepublicanYeahAngryClintonThroatSenatorsRip Author:David Letterman
“Top Democrats have mixed feelings about Sen. Hillary Clinton running for president. Apparently, some Democrats don't like the idea, while others hate it.” IdeasFeelingsRunningHatePresidentClintonDemocratMixed Feelings Author:Conan O'Brien
“While President Bush was out of town Hillary Clinton stopped by the White House on Friday for an important meeting with her decorator.” ImportantHousePresidentWhiteTownsMeetingsClintonWhite HouseFridayPresident BushDecorators Author:Jay Leno
“Bill Clinton is the only ex-president who hasn't planned his own funeral. But, in his defense, in the past he has said he wants to be buried next to Hillary. I guess he figures he never slept next to her when they were alive, might as well try it now that they're dead.” WantTryingWellsSaidMightPastNextPresidentAliveFiguresBillsClintonDefenseBuriedFuneralExes Author:Jay Leno
“The Democratic Leadership Council has named Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton to design a plan to help define an agenda to the Democratic party. Although Bill said today, in his experience, whenever Hillary enters the picture that's when the party ends” SaidEndsHelpingTodayPartyPlansDesignBillsDemocraticClintonAgendasSenatorsCouncilDemocratic PartyHillary Rodham ClintonDemocratic Leadership Author:Jay Leno
“There is a new book out about Hillary Clinton that claims Bill is still having affairs but Hillary continues to look the other way. The only problem is when Hillary does look the other way Bill's having sex with a women over there too.” WayLooksDoeStillsBookProblemSexClaimsBillsClintonAffairNew BooksHaving Sex Author:Jay Leno
“Well, the big story -- Hillary Clinton will be running for president in 2008. You know why I think she's running? I think she finally wants to see what it's like to sleep in the president's bed.” ThinkingKnowsWantWellsStoriesBigsRunningPresidentSleepBedClinton Author:Jay Leno
“While visiting Kenya, former President Clinton was offered 40 goats and 20 cows for his daughter, Chelsea, by a love struck government official. Bill said, "No way!" How does that make Hillary feel? Bill almost gave her up for one cow.” WayFeelsDoeSaidGovernmentPresidentDaughterBillsClintonFormerOfficialsCowsVisitingGoatsKenyaChelseaPresident ClintonGovernment Officials Author:Jay Leno