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Quote by Ted Alexandro

“I belong to a gym now... well, let me rephrase that: I don't belong there at all, but I go.”

Quote by Ted Alexandro

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Ted Alexandro is an American comedian known for his unique humor style and sharp讽刺. Born on January 26, 1969, he has made a name for himself in the comedy industry since the 1990s. more

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