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Famous Ted Alexandro Quotes
“Laughing at something is a form of accepting it or at list making peace with it.”
“I don't do the mirror thing; maybe once or twice when I first started out.”
“Comedians are thinkers. The best ones are akin to philosophers, in my opinion.”
“Not that that's the goal, but sometimes these funny insights can also be deeply profound.”
“People don't come to a comedy club simply to hear someone's thoughts, no matter how profound.”
“Comics definitely embody the importance of practicing free speech.”
“Comedy clubs are arguably one of the last bastions of uncensored, public free speech.”
“Ultimately, an audience wants to laugh. That's who they like, the comedian who makes them laugh.”
“Comics can definitely be subversive on the whole, but it's a stylistic thing.”
“Hard work is a muscle that you develop, as is taking risks.”
“Like once we picked Jim Norton as the head of security, the writing flows pretty easily.”