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“I love motor learning because it's very basic and primal. A lot of what I like to learn correlates with the opposite of what gets you laid. I can ride a unicycle and I can juggle. These are unimpressive things to know.”

Knows I Can Opposites Motor Primal Unicycles

Author:Demetri Martin

“A person riding a unicycle on a tightrope doesn't worry about being likeable; they're doing something amazing that very few people can do.”

People Persons Can Do Worry Riding Likeable Unicycles

Author:Ted Alexandro

“I wonder if Harley-Davidson makes a unicycle”

Ifs Wonder Harley Harley Davidson Unicycles

Author:Michael Hedges

“Yes, okay, it's cool to be quirky, maybe, on the side. Do some puzzles, make puzzles, whatever, learn how to ride a unicycle. That's cool when it's on the side and you have a plan. What happens when you remove the plan? What you're left with is a guy who likes to do anagrams. And doesn't have a job... Sweet, that's a catch.”

Happens Jobs Guy Left Sides Plans Sweet Okay Likes Remove Puzzles Quirky Anagrams Unicycles

Author:Demetri Martin

“I used to entertain myself - I taught myself to use stilts and juggle and ride a unicycle. But I was never immediately interested in theatre.”

Use Used Taught Theatre Stilts Unicycles

Author:Tobias Segal

“So here we are, talking about Roman unicycles and alien sandwiches and my sister’s Italian misfortunes, while hanging in between us is: MY EPIC FAILURE TO CARPE. What’s wrong with me?”

Talking Aliens Misfortunes Italian My Sister Epic Sandwiches Carpe Unicycles

Book:Night of Cake and Puppets: A Daughter of Smoke and Bone Novella

Source: Night of Cake and Puppets: A Daughter of Smoke and Bone Novella

“If something is too hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV.”

Ifs Hard Next Watches Tvs Sticks Guitar Radio Closets Doing You Karate Unicycles

Author:Matt Groening

“Murray sounds like a blindfolded man riding a unicycle on the rim of the pit of doom, the men actually facing the danger are all so taciturn that you might as well try interviewing the cars themselves.”

Men Trying Wells Might Sound Car Danger He Man Classic Riding Doom Pits Rims Blindfolded Taciturn Unicycles

Book:Glued to the box: television criticism from the Observer, 1979-82

Source: Glued to the box: television criticism from the Observer, 1979-82