“Opening for Louis C.K. during his "Hilarious" tour was a great experience for me. He is the generation just ahead of me, because he started so young. So it's like he's sort of a senior and I'm a junior, in terms of the business. He's done so much - from writing on Conan and Chris Rock to writing and directing movies, having his own HBO show, "Lucky Louie," and now having "Louie" on FX.” WritingDoneShowsYoungTermGenerationsRocksLuckyOpeningSeniorJuniorsGreat ExperiencesHboConanDirecting Movies Author:Ted Alexandro
“Opening for Louis C.K. during his "Hilarious" tour was a great experience for me. He is the generation just ahead of me, because he started so young.” YoungGenerationsOpeningGreat Experiences Author:Ted Alexandro
“I learned so many things from Louis C.K., but the most impactful thing was witnessing his work ethic. He works harder than anyone I've ever been around in comedy. And he takes risks and doesn't dwell on what might be perceived as failures.” MightComedyRiskHard WorkEthicsHarderWork EthicWork Harder Author:Ted Alexandro
“I have a lot of friends who are getting married. I try to avoid talking to them about their sex lives now 'cause it's so depressing. One guy told me it had been six months since he had gotten to second base with his wife. Yeah, I don't know which one was more pathetic: that he used the phrase 'second base' or that he hadn't been there in six months?” KnowsTryingUsedGuySexCausesTalkingWifeMonthsSixMarriedYeahPhrasesDepressingSix MonthsPatheticFunny MarriageGetting MarriedLots Of Friends Author:Ted Alexandro
“Some people say homosexuality is a sin. It’s not. God is perfectly cool with it, God feels the exact same way about homosexuality that God feels about heterosexuality. Now you might say, ‘Whoa, slow down. You move too fast. How could you have the audacity, the temerity, to speak on behalf of God?’ Exactly, that’s an excellent point and I pray that you remember it.” PeopleWayFeelsMightRememberMovingSpeakSinPrayingExcellentHomosexualityBehalfSlow DownI PrayAudacityHeterosexuality Author:Ted Alexandro
“You'll get them tomorrow. You gave it a good shot. Keep your chin up.” TomorrowShotsChinsChin Up Author:Ted Alexandro
“I often think about my future wife and how lax she's been about getting in touch with me.” ThinkingWifeMy FutureLaxFuture Wife Author:Ted Alexandro
“I'm keeping in shape, you know, gotta look good for the ladies - and certain guys. Hey, I can't control who's looking. I just gotta bring the heat.” KnowsLooksI CanFunnyGuyCertainComedyShapesHeyHeat Author:Ted Alexandro
“I'm just looking for a little mystery in life... like things you can't explain. Like, you go to Mexico, they tell you don't drink the water. You go to any diner here, who brings you the water? It's a mystery.” LittlesFunnyWaterComedyMysteryLike YouDrinkMexicoDiners Author:Ted Alexandro
