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“The smartest billionaires I know never finished high school. I got my degree and my doctorate on the street and an advanced degree in jail.”

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Tommy Chong, born on May 24, 1938, is a renowned American comedian. Known for his unique sense of humor and satirical style, he is considered one of the key figures in the comedy world. more

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