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“John McEnroe's so good. Against him, all you can do is shake hands and take a shower.”

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Tomas Smid, born on May 20, 1956, is a former professional tennis player. He made significant achievements in the tennis world, winning multiple international titles. Smid is known for his exquisite skills and tenacious spirit on the court, being an important figure in the history of tennis. more

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