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“People say pot-smokers are lazy. I disagree; I'm a multitasking pot-smoker: just the other day I was walking down the street, I was putting eyedrops in my eyes, I was talking on my cell phone, and I was getting hit by a car.”

Quote by Doug Benson

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Born on July 2, 1964, Doug Benson is an American comedian known for his unique humor style and self-deprecating humor. He has made a significant impact in the comedy world with his performances that often explore personal experiences and social phenomena in a light-hearted and humorous manner. more

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