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“He's helped me a lot over the years." "I'm sure he has. You scratch his back. He scratches yours." "I have skin allergies. I'm itchy.”

Book:Fifth Grave Past the Light

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Fifth Grave Past the Light

In this mystery novel, the protagonist delves into intricate cases, balancing their personal struggles with their dedication to uncovering the truth. more

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Darynda Jones

Darynda Jones, born in 1965, is an acclaimed American author known for her unique sense of humor and emotional depth in her novels. Her works have gained widespread attention and praise from readers. more

“Can you find out how owns C and R industries? They bought the old abandoned mental asylum downtown." "That old thing? What are they going to do with it?" "I don't know. I was hoping their overcompensating sign would say, but it just says 'private property' and shouts lots of threats in capital letters, all of which I plan to completely ignore later.”

Knows Plans Industry Letters Property Threat Abandoned Private Property Asylums Downtown Old Things Overcompensating

Author:Darynda Jones

“What do I look like, the ghost whisperer? They're loony. I'd have better luck talking to my cousin Alfonso's Chihuahua. At least Tía Juana knows Spanish." "Your cousin's Chihuahua is named Tía Juana?”

Knows Looks Talking Luck Ghost Cousin My Cousin Chihuahua Your Cousin Ghost Whisperer

Book:The Charley Davidson Series

Source: The Charley Davidson Series

“We could make this work, you know." "I will knee you in the groin." "I could give you a night you will never forget." "Because you will be writhing in agony all night and I will laugh unmercifully. It will be unforgettable.”

Knows Giving Night Forget Laughing Knees Never Forget Agony All Night Unforgettable

Book:Fifth Grave Past the Light

Source: Fifth Grave Past the Light

“I'm sorry to have to tell you this way, but your mother and I are separating." When I pressed my mouth together, he corrected, "Stepmother. We're just - We're going in different directions." "I don't know what to say, Dad. 'Hurray' just seems wrong.”