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“I've often been flabbergasted by modern pharmaceutical ads on television. The list of side effects for some maladies often sound worse than the condition they're supposed to treat. Once I even heard "heart failure" listed as a side effect, and I wondered how that happened. Heart failure sounds like a pretty major event to me, and if you're willing to risk heart failure in order to avoid the mild discomfort of some other condition, then may the gods shield you from harm, since you're obviously seeking it out.”

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The Iron Druid Chronicles 6-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Hammered, Tricked, Trapped, Hunted

The Iron Druid Chronicles 6-Book Bundle includes the novels Hounded, Hexed, Hammered, Tricked, Trapped, and Hunted. The series follows the adventures of Atticus O'Sullivan, a modern-day druid and werewolf, as he navigates a world filled with ancient magic, mythical creatures, and human politics. The bundle offers a blend of fantasy, humor, and action, with a focus on the protagonist's unique abilities and his quest to protect the world from various threats. more

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Kevin Hearne
Kevin Hearne

Kevin Hearne, born on December 9, 1970, is an American novelist known for his fantasy and adventure novels. His works are highly appreciated by readers for their blend of mythology, history, and humor. more

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