“Scotland had oil, but it's running out thanks to all that deep frying.”
Quote by Scott Capurro
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Scott Capurro
Scott Capurro is an American comedian known for his unique humor style and satirical commentary. Born on December 10, 1962, he has been active in the comedy scene since the 1990s. Capurro is praised for his sharp comments on political and social issues, and his performance style often includes a strong personal touch, making him a distinctive figure in the comedy world. more
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