“Nervous? He's tighter than Pat Buchanan's sphincter muscle at a 4th of July soiree on Fire Island.” Quote by Dennis Miller
“Ouch! And Marino goes down quicker than his Boonesfarm-infused sister in the back of my '68 Cutlass on our first date after watching 'Love Story' at the drive-in.” FirstsStoriesFootballLove StoryFirst DateOuch Author:Dennis Miller
“Warner had more hands in his face than an OB-GYN delivering Vishnu's triplets!” HandsFacesFootballDeliveringVishnuTriplet Author:Dennis Miller
“Mike, did you ever see the movie 'Cast Away?' In that movie, Tom Hanks' only friend was a ball named Wilson. In this game, Russell Wilson's only friend is a football.” GamesFootballBallsCastsTomsMikeWilsonCast Away Author:Jon Gruden
“The reward of art is not fame or success but intoxication: that is why so many bad artists are unable to give it up.” GivingArtArtistFameArt IsRewardsCongratulationsIntoxication Author:Jean Cocteau
“Mike, the best band to ever come out of Seattle was, of course, Pearl Jam. And that's what I expect the Seahawks to do - just jam it up the middle.” CoursesMiddleFootballBandPearlsMikeJamSeattlePearl Jam Author:Jon Gruden
“The Seahawks defense has to go balls deep to win this game.” GamesWinningFootballBallsDefense Author:Jon Gruden