“It's a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is - reading the news or speaking to people.” PeopleFeelingsReadingPromiseNewsAnd LoveNew DayGreat Feelings Author:Bob Saget
“I'm completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.” EatingDietsEating FoodNutritionist Author:Bob Saget
“My haircutter figured out I whine less if I'm under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven't given me a Brazilian wax.” IfsGivenHavensAnesthesia Author:Bob Saget
“My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other people.” PeopleKnowsNeedsGirlfriendMy Girlfriend Author:Bob Saget
“My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that's how he dealt with my mom.” IfsSaidMomDadClothesMy DadMy MomIntimidated Author:Bob Saget
“Most people argue over who's right, not about what the truth is.” PeopleTruth IsArguing Author:Bob Saget
“If you don't wake up every day happy, change something.” IfsChangeWake UpThings Change Author:Bob Saget
