“I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night.”
Quote by W. C. Fields
Author
W. C. Fields
W.C. Fields, born William Claude Dukenfield, was a renowned American comedian and film star. Known for his distinctive humor and exaggerated performance style, he became famous during the silent and early sound film era of the 1920s and 1930s. Fields was recognized for his comical appearance and unique voice, and his characters often had a cunning and witty quality. more
You May Also Like
“When he buys his ties he has to ask if gin will make them run.”
Source: The Crack-up
“I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.”
“It looks different when you're sober; I thought I had twice as much furniture.”
Source: The gingerbread lady: a new play
“Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!”